Tap Rubert. He will quack.
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$Rubert

He had a phone call.

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Supply
1,000,000,000
Tax
0%
Chain
Solana
Ringtone
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the setup What happened

  1. i

    A federal official was mid-speech. Solemn occasion, full room.

  2. ii

    His phone rang — on camera, from multiple angles.

  3. iii

    The ringtone was a duck, quacking. He kept talking.

Nobody explained it. Nobody had to.

the receipts The clip

It's on video. Multiple angles, still climbing when this was written.

One sound. Zero explanation required.

the tape Chart

Chart shows up when the contract does.

Awaiting mint address

how Buy $Rubert

  1. Get a wallet

    Install Phantom. Write the seed phrase on paper — not a screenshot, not your notes app.

  2. Put SOL in it

    Buy SOL anywhere and send it to your Phantom address. Leave a bit extra for fees.

  3. Open Pump.fun

    Connect, paste the address from the top of this page, and check every character. There will be fakes within minutes.

  4. Swap

    Set slippage, confirm, done. You now hold a duck ringtone.

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